Someone shit on the floor
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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