My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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