and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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