she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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