Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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