So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
My life is pants optional.
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