Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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