So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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