My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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