tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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