community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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