I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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