Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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