i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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