Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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