Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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