He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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