listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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