i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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