in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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