But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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