You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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