we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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