flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We had sex on a dog bed..
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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