If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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