I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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