If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Randomize
