There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Randomize
