Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
