Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just pee around me
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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