A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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