lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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