yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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