Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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