she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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