can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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