do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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