spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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