We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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