Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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