no, he came in my armpit
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Too much gin, very little bucket
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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