So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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