Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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