check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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