bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize
