I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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