I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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