I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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