Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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