is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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