Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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