dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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