Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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