and i looked up. we had an audience...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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